All Your Fault

There are crumbs on my floor and it's all your fault
Wallow in the itchy dirt on my sheets
Hobble around, heels dented by pebbles in my shoes
My hair stuck with static to my face growing acne mountains
Dog farting sideways (borrowed from a friend).

That's all your fault too.

1 comment:

velma said...

our dog and cat both fart sideways... or, right-side-up ways. someways... i guess. anyways, it's the stinkiest!!